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Pines
old_pines
New Mexico, United States
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Shake the Branches

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Nameless One · 22d

Who would try to temp you, if you were lying in a den in Bombay with a slag jaw and not much to say?

Nameless One · 22d

How hard / runny do you prepare your eggs?

It depends. Usually I like an over-medium but over-easy, over-hard, sunny-side-up, scrambled, boiled, and poached of various consistencies are all good.

Nameless One · 2mo

If there were two wolfs inside you, what would they do?
And isn't it statistically more likely, that at least one is a coyote? If so, what would be the difference?

If there were two wolves inside me, I would be in considerable pain and guilty of reducing the population of an endangered species. Coyotes are fine, though. And spicier.

Nameless One · 3mo

binds a few empty tin cans to yer tail while 'r asleep

Who am i?

Nameless One · 3mo

You open your eyes and find yourself in a busy tavern.
You just had a strange dream about a human habitated world – probably shouldn't had that last drink – now what was your business here, who are the fellows on your table and most important: who are you?
https://socel.net/@EosFoxx/113322028816061418

Nameless One · 3mo

Why would you get this look?
https://flic.kr/p/111gMz1Uo

Nameless One · 5mo

What if more poom?

Are we talking quantity or quality? Do you seek a mountain lion that is just SO POOM? Do you desire a large, just a fuckin’ massive poom? Or do you need a buncha poomses? A plethora of pumas? A cacophony of catamounts? A soccer van of cougars? A myriad of mountain lions?

Nameless One · 5mo

What's a typical poom dish, and how does the coyote version differs from it?

Well, if you lick the agar you’ll taste elk and whiskey as opposed to carnitas and weed.

Nameless One · 5mo

Can you help me? I wanted to show someone cool cat photos on the internet, but the lynx got expired.

Nameless One · 5mo

How to annoy a coyote?

Paint a cargo trailer to look like a food truck. The roadrunner will still get burritos, but the coyote will just smack his head against the side.

Nameless One · 5mo

How mad would you get if someone slipped pink fur dye into your shampoo?

Nameless One · 6mo

How much living can be found in a pine?

There are a variety of invertebrates, mosses, lichens, birds, mammals, etc. who live symbiotically and parasitically in and on pines. Every tree is an ecosystem all to itself.

Nameless One · 6mo

If someone starts with: "Ai vis lo lop..." how will s/he continue?

Nameless One · 6mo

Would a miss spelled, puplik sex ed accound for red pandas be named Volkswa[h]genitalia ?

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