Had a chicken heart pan-fried in butter and did not share.

Are we talking quantity or quality? Do you seek a mountain lion that is just SO POOM? Do you desire a large, just a fuckin’ massive poom? Or do you need a buncha poomses? A plethora of pumas? A cacophony of catamounts? A soccer van of cougars? A myriad of mountain lions?

Well, if you lick the agar you’ll taste elk and whiskey as opposed to carnitas and weed.

I see what you did there.

Paint a cargo trailer to look like a food truck. The roadrunner will still get burritos, but the coyote will just smack his head against the side.

Free Pink Panther cosplay? Nice!

There are a variety of invertebrates, mosses, lichens, birds, mammals, etc. who live symbiotically and parasitically in and on pines. Every tree is an ecosystem all to itself.

…lo rainard, la lèbre nos i fotèm tot pel cuol

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How dare!

Felinity isn’t something you can how-to your way into. I cannot teach you how to poom, you must search yourself for a poom within. If it is there, you will know.

The furry stereotype would suggest “Hand Wash Only” and a resulting lack of washing.

Depends on the plant, some do better with full sun, others prefer partial sun, still others like full shade. Pines dig full sunlight.

If you can’t reach the emergency shutoff button, you’re just gonna have to get used to being sugar, sweetheart.

In flight meals are amazing burritos made by an abuelita who runs a taco truck just off the airport. Drugs service runs three times a flight, mainly because that’s how often they need to bring some up to the cockpit. If you ask nicely, the flight attendants will rail you right in your seat. If you ask nicely AND offer a bottle of liquor, the flight crew will rail you in the cockpit and let you fly the plane while they recover.