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┊͙ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ . . . zane !!
ׂ╰┈➤ he+him ;; audhd sys
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what if you were called freaky zane and had gay sex with people
we have similar interests so would u like a cute fedi friend
would you rather
A) : you live in the year 2289. There is a new fashion - reusable condoms.
Your job is to be a condom cleaner, but you have to inject everything inside your asshole with a syringe before re-packaging. Also, there is a new type of scanner that lets you know the first name (but not the last name) of the man who ejaculated a quantity of cum. One time you're out of your job and realize that you got an STI from someone. You rush to the ER, it's a deadly and untreatable one, your family and friends are all around you. As you lay dying, your dearest one asks you - "my child, who gave you this? Give me the name of the man" having used a scan, you know it. It's Bartholomew. And right after you reply, you are dead. You will become internationally famous and an icon and memorial that will start a revolution of condom cleaners. People will study you in school, and erect statues in your name, "the one who got an STI from Bartholomew".
B): have to drink elephant piss for the rest of your life and get your arms amputated
what if you were called freaky zane and had gay sex with people
Why are you so autistic over Midojobn ❤️💚
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