So, you’ve got a name in mind? I’m curious to know, would it be alright if I reveal myself and let the mystery show? Either way, knowing my fruits have made your day, makes this fruit farmer’s heart feel some type of way! And since you’re mango-less, I’m on a quest, to bring you a bounty, your favorites at best. (The rhyme game’s back, tempting you to say yes to my offer) ;)

Jeruk manis, jeruk mandarin
Hai dek Silla yang manis, lagi ngapain?

Apologies for not stopping by yesterday! So, any updates? Have you figured out who this mysterious Mr. Fruit Farmer might be? :p Now that we’re mutuals, and can interact anytime on the timeline, should I keep delivering your favorite fruits here in Retro, or do you prefer I close my little fruit stall? Your call!

Don’t worry about the albedo, I’ve got it covered—I’ll peel it for you, no problem 🍊 Just focus on enjoying the sweetness, like how you’re enjoying your bihun goreng and telur dadar. Sounds like a perfect combo! By the way, we’re mutuals now, maybe soon you’ll figure out who’s been taking care of the oranges all this time.

Oranges for now, but a mango? Consider it done 🥭 Hope it brings a bit of sunshine on those moodier days. I’m here for the fruit orders and to listen if you need. As for my day, steady so far, but hearing from you definitely made it better.

Soft spot for losers, huh? Lucky me, I’m practically trademarked for that. Maybe someday I’ll drop the mask and let you see the man behind the fruit… if you’re curious enough. For now, here’s another 🍊 (picked with twice the care). And don’t worry, rhyme game’s on standby, I’ll make it up to you soon. By the way, how have things been for you lately? Just wanna make sure my favorite orange-eater is doing okay.

Maybe it’s because every time I see you on the timeline, I end up smiling in adoration… so I keep thinking about how nice it’d be to hear you blabbering in person (even if I might faint). But hey, a man is a loser, and that man is me. Anyway, here’s your orange for the day, handpicked with care. 🍊 (Abang Jeruk’s rhyme game is out today) (fake poet #boo) (yesterday was a clickbait)

Bukan, kita nggak mutualan. Tapi, aku sering lihat Silla lewat di timeline! Jujur, bikin kepikiran. Makanya, aku ke sini karena terlalu malu buat ajak kenalan. Kalau Silla nggak keberatan, boleh nggak aku terus-terusan mampir sambil kupas jeruk buat Silla makan? Percaya deh, satu jeruk bisa ngehasilin satu senyuman. 🍊

Bukan, aku bukan abang-abangan yang itu. Kalau aku sih si Abang jeruk. Sengaja melipir ke sini karena hawanya sejuk. Janji, tujuanku mampir nggak mulu-muluk. Aku cuma ingin buat bibir Silla senyum, jangan sampai tertekuk. 🍊

‘To love is to share an orange!’ So, Silla, would you let me share my perfectly split half-orange with you? 🍊

Abang rasa, dek Silla dunia abang lah.

Do you set your eyes on someone, Silla?

What’s Nevaeh?

Hey, you seem nice and attractive. Boleh temenan ngga ya?

do you guys prefer to love, or to be loved? and why?