Lmao ok ok this is my PERSONAL OPINION SO NO ONE COME FOR ME! "Kitten" as a pet name makes me cringe. "Bundle of nerves" bc what? Just say prostate 😂 I also still see "tongues battling for dominance" and I would like not to lmao I thought we left that in the early 2000s. Also, the "crashing mouths together" I wish that could be rewritten too lol self-inserts/reader fics like are y'all okay? I also think getting stuck in a wall and having your hole conveniently exposed is kinda stupid 😂 I have more but ya lmao