We dunno who ya are but we bet you're pretty cool too pup!

Bigs should be in diapers cuz dat helps dem take care a lils wufout havina be distracted by deir own needs and if dey find it makes dem lil den dey'll learn dat about demselves and learnin ourselves is real important cuz dat's how we learn ta make da mosta life awrvufff

Figure out what ya wan and den try makin it ova and ova but ya might hafta work wuf an artist ta get it at first but it takes a lotta workin tagetha but it's worth it so keep goin!

We get little urges but sometimes dey're real big and we're not big enough ta do dem wufout help so we gotta get a big ta help us so we think a how ta ask it nice and clear!

We didn't mean ta! We're plural and sometimes we switch and for us dat means wakin up after a few hours in a diff place wuf diff stuff goin on but if ya dm us we can talk more cuz we love ya!

We're so good at usin da potty but sometimes we forget ta pull our pullups down bafore we pee but it's okay cuz dat's what dey're for!

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We're a kitsune so our age is unknown cuz we were found and our age got guessed and so we're 5 but we might be supa old or 5 cuz time is weird dat way but our lil age is a sqrt cuz we're a lil sqrt but dat means it can't be precise but da square dat we're close ta is 25 yip yep!

It's okay ta pee in our bed we just like sharin da bed wuf cuties like ya wags and wags

Waf waf rraaaaf waf yip yip yip!

Dat's okay cuz we showed off dat we woke up wuf totally dry pullups taday cuz we were real prouda it so dey won't believe da lies

wags and wags and wags and wags You're cool too cuz pullups are da coolest and ya know dat dey're cool so ya must be cool even if we dunno who ya are!

We can count real high we like ta do dat while swingin!

We love ya too!

We're still just a puppy we can't have puppies silly!