We would hafta give em out ta a buncha good homes and big sibs and mommies and daddies and other big things tha'd take care of them and they'd spread love ta even more people cuz we're way too little ta take good care of other pups but big sis says we're too little ta even have pups yet so that's prolly not a problem we hafta worry about yet woof ruff

If ya ask nicely and give us treats and pats maybe

Everyone was reading that wrong so we got rid of it but it was five squared cuz square root little ages are the best

As much wood as a woodchuck can chuck cuz a puppygirl can fuck kittens and would cuck a woodchuck awuf gruf

We have a couple pacis enough that wherever we wanna have a paci there prolly is one but we would love ta have more and you can def buy us a buncha them and we'll show you in our pullups awa

Thank you for the kinda words stranger you can go looking for it (hint: it's in our pullups!) and if you find it you can play with it for a bit and we won't tell no one cuz we know the rules and we're a good girl arruf

You are very welcome ta stay and sniff and ask us stuff and be a secret for as long or as short as you like and we will always love you for it cuz we love your presence stranger wags and wags

Under your boots? Are there treats under there? We could lick them all nice and clean and shiny for you if you wanna but be careful notta step on us too hard cuz we might break and then we couldn't play fetch with you anymore

We would cuddle with you for hours and hours and rub against you until your scent is on our coat and our scent is on your coat and we would lick you all over and you would be all wet but you'd be happy arrruf

Our pullups are dry today but that's cuz we're enjoying the softness and practicing our potty skills and big sib hasn't come ta tickle us yet but that might happen later so no promises on dryness rrruf

Awruuf wuff we are we are and we hope you can too some day and you can come inta our DMs anytime ya wan cuz we love you no matter who you are wags and wags and wags