41st President of the United States (1988/1989-Present), representing the Republican Party. From the State of Texas.
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w(ﾟДﾟ)w · 2mo
do you like goro akechi
What
Blue Star · 4mo
do you have any prisoners I can eat
...No comment. But I suppose Guantanamo's GTMO is open if you want.
Marina · 4mo
Hey Mr. Prez, should we legalize weed 🔥💯
...I have no comment. I will leave that up to the states- Christ, if I find Junior with a bong...
RNC Lobbyist · 4mo
Mr. President. Assuming the best of intentions, is it true that you called your own son, George W. Bush, that he was a, quote, "bonehead" who is only, quote, "complaining for the sake of complaining"?
Of course! He's a bonehead who only got to Yale because I had to bail his sorry self out of rejection. For- for crying out loud, he has a DUI! That's enough for me to give him no mind. Jeb'd do better. So God help me if the Presidency lands on Junior instead of Jeb.
RNC Lobbyist · 5mo
Mr president would you get romantically involved with Hokma from the hit game Lobotomy Corporation by project moon
...I have no comment for now, but lobbying business is lobbying business, I suppose...
RNC Lobbyist · 5mo
What are your opinions on hags
In succinct words, I would like to commit impolite things with them. I cannot elaborate further.
RNC Lobbyist · 5mo
Would you kick Woodrow Wilson in the nutsack given the chance?
Abso-fucking-lutely. While I have my historically positive opinions regarding certain legislature—The Keating-Owen Act especially—this does not contradict my opinion of him. Rather, I still dislike his other views. So, because of his racial views, I'd kick him in the nuts twice.