oh yeah i forgot that's a thing you can do. WELL ok if you want to make content of my boy my username is BelieveItsMadeline ok.

i hate to break it to you man but i play roblox once every full moon. you might never see patchy in person..... but if you did you're probably getting sat on.

fish, mice, other cats, & ESPECIALLY humans!

he loves a good old bloxy cola. his favorite food is fish though, specifically whole salmon

if you start shoving people in his mouth he'll probably become your boytoy. that does not mean he wouldn't like if you put YOURSELF in his mouth next

he might get a little belly bump, but nothing substantial. he'd probably forget and be surprised when he weighs himself next and finds hes a couple pounds fatter

you can, 50% chance he bites u tho. and/or swallows you whole

umm uhh S.N.U.F.F.Y. by METAROOM. DINNER! by femtanyl. Nothing's Working Out by meiyo. Bustin by neil cicierega

that's not a question but i agree. he tends to do that to people often!

patchy tastes like mint mixed with green apple mixed with formaldehyde. but in a tasty way

at some point you're just packing him into a belly full of scrap metal, which is less likely to enrich him and more likely to make him wriggle gently and whine. that's still a pro though

he's NEVER been eaten before, but there's a first time for anything! and a last

he was always pretty tubby but between not doing much at his job, & his short little legs never taking him anywhere quickly, & never having anywhere to go, he's put on a lot of weight

he likes Tall Imposing Men appearance-wise, personality-wise he enjoys talking with people who are equally as grumpy as him

he's really short so you don't even need to ask, you can just get in front of him and WHUMP down on him