at some point you're just packing him into a belly full of scrap metal, which is less likely to enrich him and more likely to make him wriggle gently and whine. that's still a pro though

he's NEVER been eaten before, but there's a first time for anything! and a last

he was always pretty tubby but between not doing much at his job, & his short little legs never taking him anywhere quickly, & never having anywhere to go, he's put on a lot of weight

he likes Tall Imposing Men appearance-wise, personality-wise he enjoys talking with people who are equally as grumpy as him

he's really short so you don't even need to ask, you can just get in front of him and WHUMP down on him

i don't think he's ever kissed a person in his life. he might bite you

if you shoved him down there butt-first he'd probably wriggle and thrash the whole time, yapping about how undignified this is until you get his head down past your waistband and he has to settle in. if you do it head-first he settles in way quicker but where's the fun in that

the ideal environment for a catgirl is NOT a tight human gut..... a catgirl is just the perfectly sized enrichment for a tight human gut 💦

hhGHEY WAIT THAT'S RUDE... you can't steal my seat like that, and I don't know for sure but I'm pretty sure you shouldn't shove people up your butt (not like anybody else is paying any mind)

you can always just eat a catgirl on the subway, everyone's cool with it. who doesn't just eat a catgirl every now and then?

i think maybe he's like... 3'10 and like 200 pounds. idk though because I've always just imagined him as being Inconveniently Heavy

he is a hobbyist mechanic in an alternate world that works with magitech! he specializes in reverse engineering things to see how they function, mostly because he enjoys breaking things, and he really likes being considered smart. hes grouchy & jaded because his actual job is a pretty boring job he doesn't like

it's very hard for me to imagine him being able to eat anybody else. if he did they'd have to be, like, REALLY slow & clueless. he's very slow & clueless himself so he's also very easy to catch doing ANYTHING

in-universe he has no idea what the internet is so he would probably be pretty bewildered by that first and weirdly flattered by it second.

i don't think he's ever done that before but there's a first time for everything. + his ass IS really big...