hey sasha oh wait hold on my wife needs me—yes sugarplum? what? right now? you need your balls drained right now? but i’m talking to someone—no i know they fill up supernaturally fast. i know. okay, just one second. i’ll get the rolling pin. okay. i love you. yes i ordered the couples urinal. okay. love you pumpkin. hey sorry about that sasha anyways what were we talking about