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bagi duit ka plis mau topup wuwa ka plisss
memang bapakmu?
Kamu kalau aku deketin lari ga?
marathon.
Baru sadar ternyata Ajax Sub ya 😭
ya, soto betawi.
Ajax lagi deket sama orang?
i refuse to answer this question, since things like this are my own business. so i'm more comfortable not sharing anything.
Are you into girl or boy?
too bad, i'm sexually uninterested in humans.
hi… do you set your eyes on someone lately?
ngga.
se perfect itu jadi bingung mau mundur atau maju hng 😔😔
nepi aj.
soto buatan mamah.
Selang, selang apa yang gak bisa nyembur air?
kateter.
Luwak white coffee
kenapa luwak.
I’m curious, would you date someone? Maybe you gave someone a chance to get close with you? (serious ask)
ah, romantically? nope, especially in this virtual world.
Jujur
males.
Orang darah tinggi itu karna tinggi badannya tinggi yah?
jadi kalau tekanan darah rendah badannya pendek?
Kamu mau ga kalau aku cintai?
sebentar.
Kalau Budi mau ke rumah Nina yang jaraknya 10km menggunakan sepeda kemudian bannya bocor tengah jalan dan harus ditambal dulu. Berapa besar kemungkinan aku melepas status jomblo ini? ☝🏻
kemungkinan yang enggak mungkin.
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