SFASDFGASDFA I looooove this fic. This author has my heart. Actually, anyone who writes monsterfucking/xeno/tentacles/teratophilia (whatever flavor you want to call it) should all be my friends. sorry to be that girl on your timeline, but this is one of my favorite tags. "one of" as if this isn't my favorite kind of story (full disclosure: it is). I would absolutely podfic this, but I am not comfortable podficcing anon stories anymore for lots of different reasons, unfortunately. BUT, SERIOUSLY. the way you made my day sending this to me and saying you'd love to hear me read it absolutely made my night. you want to hear me read my favorite trope ever?! I'm over the moon. you're a sweetheart. and thank you for liking my work and coming into my retro and still sending me a message--logged in!!!--to tell me that you've enjoyed my work. every day I feel like I don't thank my listeners enough for all the kind words you leave for me, even though I am so, so grateful to you. sincerely, thank you.