Aliens avoid our solar system because it only has one star. What, you don't believe me? I'm Sirius...
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What is your favorite classical piece?
(cracks knuckles) I ACTUALLY HAVE LOTS... Sadly, I can't choose between the first movement of Sibelius' Violin Concerto in D Minor Op. 47 and the first movement of Tchaikovsky's Serenade for Strings in C Major Op. 48. Yes, I love strings when it comes to orchestral performance...
What if you woke up and suddenly became a villain in a Kamen Rider story?
YES. Finally I can strive for WORLD DOMINATION! Am I allowed to take Kamen Rider Femme's hand in marriage in this scenario, though?
What if one day you wake up and find yourself in a spaceship, kidnapped by aliens?
I'd be happy because I don't have to pay my bills and taxes. They're not going to dissect me... are they?
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