i had a dream that we bumped into each other irl and i somehow intuitively knew it was you but you recognised only the pins i own of tsukasa eating

“i dont think im smart” DONT YOU HAVE A PHD

i want to be your friend you're so funny and smart

Hi sorry girl who lives in ur phone; drunk af right in a weatherspoons. Do u need me to kill ur neighbour and bring u jam tarts? xxx

enstars anon is in possession of hammers and i AM on my way to beat your boss with them..

i have uttered shota tsukasa canonically ate ants many times moth its a very good 5 words

if u were to reside in the states which one would you pick (i feel like there’s just a dart being thrown on a map here)

born to be oomfie forced to lurk due to bsky's lack of a private account feature...

ok but did you vote

the cthulhu thing is based on how much validity you put in the chinese version of the game since its a cn-exclusive story. as for the baby trapping... thing is tsukasa is so loyal to the rest of his unit (his base card is literally called Leader of Loyalty) that ritsu wouldnt Need to resort to that..... but ritsu is very possessive so i could see him purposefully getting pregnant with tsukasa's kid just to show off that kasa is his. alternatively he could use his alchemy to get tsukasa pregantn,

are you wielding a bush

shota tsukasa canonically ate ants because he was stashing sweets (his parents kept him sugar-free usually so he only got dessert on special occasions and wanted to savour it for as long as possible) and those ants ate his sweets so he thought the ants would also taste sweet. he now has a severe fear of bugs and used to faint at the sight of them, much like jamil the very demure and mindful twisted wonderland character

I would twirl my hair and listen, kinda cute ~

based budget answer

It's kinda cute you answered the budget question like that