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🧚‍♂️ · 1y

saw the imax tweet and my question is where are you watching with 70 mm?

hi anon! do you live in the us? https://www.imax.com/news/oppenheimer-in-imax-70mm (there are also locations listed outside the states if you scroll a bit and click on the full list) i hope you find a theater with your preferred viewing specifics near you! <33

porches · 1y

🧚‍♂️ · 1y

You have bottom energy yourself

are we about to kiss or

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🧚‍♂️ · 1y

i just want yoongi to be very softly and gently kissed on his cute soft little lips and told he is a good boy is that too much to ask

approach a genie with this wish and you’d have three wishes left because they do this one for free <33

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🧚‍♂️ · 1y

Omg do you know any fics with the same energy as the previous retro spring ( the mango fighting one)

the namgi fighting? yes! https://archiveofourown.org/works/41489061

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🧚‍♂️ · 1y

https://twitter.com/thesugarprint/status/1681496509941170177?s=46&t=gG_H3kXaiFyfq77usWlmeA omg i remember all that haha thank you for your service fuji

omg you were here to behold all my witch burning ily

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🧚‍♂️ · 1y

namgi fighting and nj getting so angry he calls yg a dumb bitch >>>>

gasp yoon wouldn’t take that lightly and try to throw the anger back but he’s just so overwhelmed that he sniffles and warbles instead. nj blanches and starts to apologize but he gets a little stiff looking at how pink hyung gets when he’s crying like that…

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🧚‍♂️ · 1y

You are such a good good goood romcom writer 🥹

this tickled me 🥹 thank you omg im so flattered you think i write romcom! i take every cliche trope from early 2000s movies and make them queer as fuck.

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🧚‍♂️ · 1y

I'd still root for slvtty home wrecker yg, he can do no wrong

hello, circle tweets person lol man me too. god forbid girls have hobbies

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🧚‍♂️ · 1y

wish I was yg's big manly bf, I swear I would cherish and protect him

listen friend we’ve all been there. what i would give to be six foot tall and jacked so i can shield him from the world.

porches · 1y

🧚‍♂️ · 1y

sundaytimes is deleting their ao3 account😭

WHAT 😫 their yoonkook are so precious to me and i wish them the best.

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🧚‍♂️ · 1y

the yg nipnops piercing thread you posted?? a masterpiece and something that 10000% happened irl, you live in their walls

omg thank you i do live in their walls and i assure everyone i am not making that conversation up. it happened source me

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🧚‍♂️ · 1y

this is literally yoonjin https://twitter.com/sapphixy/status/1678461214995763200?s=46&t=tlNLBTIv5E7_Fq1jHSeUPg

the roommates to lovers pipeline is alive and well in our favorite soulmate duo

porches · 1y

🧚‍♂️ · 1y

Yoongi's creamy white milky thighs.

free real estate

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🧚‍♂️ · 1y

https://twitter.com/agustjrg/status/1676903689200742401?t=NOnslJ5ixOvMQe-Zb6yGVA&s=19 motivation for ur horny writing!! his mouth is so small and pink, so perfect to get stuffed 🥺💗 and he's so pliant when any of the members manhandle him to do anything they want. isn't he just such a good boy, so pretty and polite 💕 he would ask for cock so well, and would look even prettier all cock drunk, pink lips stretched around something thick like he deserves. only the best for the prettiest boy after all hehe happy smut writing fudgy

the bestest boy ever! when he kept the slice of watermelon in his mouth and looked straight into the camera i thought, well christmas must’ve come early. thank you for the smut inspiration anon!!!

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🧚‍♂️ · 1y

Hi fudgy! wdyt of yg autofellatio?

i mean he sure does love himself <3 but what about poor bb who wants to do it but he couldn’t so he cries out of frustration

porches · 1y