GOD. YES. I LOVE THIS CONCEPT. I would killllllllll to read a one shot of this. Deadpool!Satoru calling Spidey!Yuuji Baby Boy and stalking him through the city? Ready to kill any of the baddies that come after his precious little spider? Their constant bickering/teasing and Spider!Yuuji being an absolute mess trying to hold onto his secret identity?
Maybe even having Yuuji bump into Deadpool!Satoru while he's out of his hero costume? And Satoru feeling conflicted about being so interested in Yuuji while pining for his little spider?.... Okay.... I might be opening a new doc as we speak to brainstorm a little for this...