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Anonymous Asshole · 4d

Soup... Soup what's the next fic gonna be about... Soup please drop another fic... Soup please...

Its gonna be techza 🙏 I've been slowly writing it

I'm so nauseous right now. Fuck.
Full soup fruit list..
Like: Apples, apricots, bananas, blueberries, cantaloupe, cherries, cranberries, currants, dates, figs, grapes, grapefruit, honeydew melon, jujube, kiwi, lemons, limes, mandarins, nectarines, oranges, blood oranges, passion fruit, peaches, pears, pineapples, plums, pomegranates, cactus pears, tangelos, watermelon, and tangerines.
Don't know/haven't tried: canary melon, casaba melon, cherimoya, Christmas melon, clementines, crenshaw melon, dates, dragon fruit, durians, gooseberries, guava, horned melon, jackfruit, kumquat (haha cum ik), loquat, mangosteen, mamoncillo, minneola, musk melon, nances, papaya, persimmons, rambutan, ugli fruit, tamarillo, soursop, satsuma, and star fruit.
Dislike: boysenberries, loganberries, longans, lychee, pulason, and raspberries.
9 in the morning for me. Time to go get drunk and yell at my wife.

Fruit list has been completed

Soup · 3d

Anonymous Asshole · 4d

i like the greenn one (ultra paradise) i also bought ciggarettes and lighter :3

I have a lighter that flashes red and blue AND has a torch. Very cool

Soup · 3d

Anonymous Asshole · 4d

fruitlover actually pisses me off sorry

Im not even getting asked about fruit anymore

Soup · 4d

Fruitlover · 4d

I
Jsust tebew up

Well don't do that

Soup · 4d

Anonymous Asshole · 4d

Anything you say soupy woupy im gonna go get my morning monster!

What flavour. I used to have a collection of monster cans during The Dark Ages and then I kept getting heart palpitations so I stopped drinking energy drinks. Now I have a collection of alcohol bottles instead like a real man

Soup · 4d

Anonymous Asshole · 4d

that sounds incredibly parasocial what

Tell them that

Soup · 4d

Anonymous Asshole · 4d

no i dont i can probably get addicted to anything so easily bro

Smoke a pack a day until you can't live without it

Soup · 4d

Anonymous Asshole · 4d

what's the 8oup thing is there an inside joke that I got excluded from I am so cinfused

Someone cut my name into their leg but fucked up so it looked like 8oup

Soup · 4d

Anonymous Asshole · 4d

soup I trust your opinons. worst kink/fetish someone can ever have?

God uhh. Hyper ESPECIALLY hyper cock it's retarded as fuck. Inflation. Never understood it just be into feederism like a normal person. And blueberryfication. Was actually friends with someone with that very specific niche kink and they tried to explain it and they showed me all the art they got commissioned of them getting turned into a blueberry it just makes me laugh

Soup · 4d

Anonymous Asshole · 4d

I redid the s so that it looks like an s... no more 8oup 🥳

Soup lives on

Soup · 4d

Anonymous Asshole · 4d

this reminds me of you everytime i see it…………….. https://ibb.co/jHqchZH 💥💥💥💥💥

DO NOT THINK OF ME LIKE THAT

Soup · 4d

Anonymous Asshole · 4d

just did a full body shave (bc i’ll be in a bikini for about a week) life is amazing. we are so back gang

How could you... It would genuinely take me a day to shave my whole body

Soup · 4d

Anonymous Asshole · 4d

okay really stupid question but what kind of phone would jsFAT have as a head? i can’t think of which one 🙏🙏

Phone? Like fnaf phone guy phone head? I don't know probably one of the old brick phones that are basically already the size of a head

Soup · 4d

Anonymous Asshole · 4d

THATS SUCH A SURPRISE OMG? but honestly understandable. he’s changed a lot

Yeah. Do not like him at all. Annoying and gay. It's like he's trying to be a child friendly youtuber by being loud and retarded = funny it's just fucking unbearable. I would genuinely rather watch bbh and hear him scream langauge every 3 minutes instead of slimecicle. He was never one of my favourites but he did make me laugh years ago but now I can't stand him