shiny cheap bondage tape!

theres some that grows in a park near me and they are my friends

jerk off, try to write without an end in mind, go with obvious next steps (sometimes it's obvious because it's the coolest thing to do), um, jerk off more, you'll find the end of it eventually, jerk off more, get into a habit of obsessively writing everyday for a few months, jerk off ? (I hope some or any of this advice can help you)

bràin dàmàge

get ur faggy roommate to bleach ur hair and give you a mullet and then put as much hair gel in as your autism can allow

it's more likely than you think

what did you mean by this

correct >:3c

i know what you are

jerking off

signalis. all robot things should play signalis (and also play it if you aren't so you can become a robot)

carbon monoxide

ideal first date, must end with my nose honked thoroughly

trapezius

normal reaction