LOL i really don’t have a thoughtful reason behind this headcanon i just think it’s funny (and sexy) that he wants to strip and lick till like a whore but he’s a never nude who wears a turtleneck year-round and if he exposes skin he’ll explode (kidding)

if you want a real*er* reason for this hc, i think ivan thinks of himself as the absolutely most medium man lmao. like “my body is a machine but there’s nothing special about it” kind of guy. so there’s no point to him getting undressed. “who wants to look at some guy’s body who gives a shit 🙄” only till nipples on his mind (finger guns)