you know what’s so funny about this prompt…first of all i can’t write this because it’s a little too saccharine for me hfhdjdhf but i dooooo love the idea of like.

1 — to me, ivan is like. clearly obviously artistically talented but i can’t see him as an “artist” somehow. maybe it’s just his eternal scent of capitalism. i see singing as a “job” ivan does, not a true passion, vs till, who in every universe is an artist of some sort (to me)

2 — despite everything i do think SOME variant of ivan could manage to like craft a lifelike version of till and having the real till grace its presence for a day or two as it “came to life” for (waves hand) magical reasons would be so funny bc ivan is like “my dream come true my god my universe” and till is like “RESTRAINING ORDER NOW”

3 — if it was till as the painter (far more likely scenario) i think it’s very cute if ivan just thinks he himself is the most medium man and till won’t show him what he painted “it’s the landscape, asshole” and ivan is like (shrug) alright (takes it at face value) then when he finds out he’s a horrible tease of course

…but till had to give up eventually bc it was making him sad seeing ivan be sort of deflective and self-depreciative about it in his weird freak way and till is super observant so he’s like ): stop doing that with your face. you’re pretty, okay.

(ivan’s invisible tail wagging) yayyyy

and then they had filthy freak sex the end 💘🌸