sorry, if ivan isn't psychosexually obsessed with someone, my (writing) dick remains flaccid 💔

i do think the idea of till finding ivan attractive and ivan being like (✅ read at 12:01pm) is kind of funny but ivan living to compete with luka? hahahahahaha

those bitches live to eat each other alive. ivan voice: "hope luka's heart disease finally kills him today 🫶🏾🥰" & luka like: "🙄 when some ugly girl calls you twin...no bitch"

i honest to god think that barely know the other exists outside of their owners pitting them in this tournament for how little they give af about each other lol. like maybe some snide looks and knowing smiles at most. but to me, it's more about the "i know what you are" freak 4 freak energy of it all. (that is to say: ivan knows luka is a freak about hyuna & and luka knows ivan is a freak about till)

they need their chew toys. hate sex between them (ivanluka) would be so fucking funny tho. nobody liked this lol