okay. i keep thinking about this one. and how to make it a full fic. but it simply cannot work because ivan’s stamina is shit…hear me out

i see ivan’s sex stat list as:

—dirty talk 3/5 (it’s not actually intentional most of the time, it’s just his nasty inner monologue spilling out against his own will (he doesn’t realize he’s doing it) it’s just dirty to TILL who is like “oh my god please shut tf up you are so embarrassing)
—physical endurance: 5/5 (exercise freak)
—kissing: 4/5 (he’s excellent at it he just drools a lot)
—foreplay: 2/5 (he has more patience for it than till does…only wields this blade when he wants to he a pest)
—sexual holdout: -10/5 (he gets like the TIP of his dick inside till and he’s a goner)

BUT! the bonus is that his refractory period is once again a 5/5 so he bounces back in no time at all

if the goal of the experiment was to edge till…he would probably last 20-30m tops. comedy of errors. till voice: i’d honestly rather you fuck me and get it over with. by the third time ivan brings him to the precipice and backs off, till is already doing a cost-benefit analysis of killing him fr. they never attempted this again.