i can’t tell what it is abt madara that makes me go so insane either yet but he does make me HELLA insane so.. anyways i think hashirama would love to lick tobi’s cum out of madara’s hole actually, and fucking it right back into him and mixing it with his own spend, making an even bigger mess out of madara.. i mean what’s better combination than having a taste of both your favourite people in the world at the same time yk (tobi thinks hashi is being nasty but he also can’t look away bc it obviously makes him feel Some Kinda Way but he won’t admit it lmao)