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hokage hole enthusiast · 7d

could you rank you favorite uchiha bottoms with reasonings 😈

this is probably the most difficult q i’ve ever gotten LMAOOO bc i do like almost all of my ships switch bUT. yeah okay anyways

1 obito - OBVIOUSLY bc he’s my wife and i love my tobi era obito very bimbo booby malewife and i love obito bottoming just in general with anyone really - kakashi, minato, naruto, madara, deidara, the list goes on.. i do love him topping but i might actually have a bit of a preference for btm obito!! so he’s no 1

2 madara - listen i love top mada but i do go for btm mada most of the time bc honestly getting shoved face first into the dirt with his ass up and getting his hole fucked raw and dry and getting pounded stupid and incoherent would’ve fixed him tbh

3 itachi bc i do have a slight pref for btm itachi.. idk with how decisive and responsible he has to be in life and with the burdens he has to carry i like to think he’d like to let go a bit in bed and kinda get carried through the whole thing.. get shoved around and fucked hard so he can forget about The Horrors™️ for a sec.. also i just like to think he’d let sasuke do anything he wanted to him bc he thinks it’s a way to atone for everything he’s done and it’s a way to make up to sasuke.. whether it’s true or not is very debatable lmao

4 sasuke bc SURPRISE i go for top sasuke waaay more often than btm sasuke.. but similarly to madara i think if he got fucked stupid face down ass up he would’ve calmed tf down lmao

5 izuna simply bc he’s not around a lot compared to the others 😭 and also i like top izuna quite a bit actually!! with everyone tbh hashi and tobi and mada.. but i love when he bottoms too and i LOVEEEEE hashiizu so much they don’t get enough love fr

6 fugaku bc him getting fucked by minato does things to my brain (the other way around too btw)

7 is indra bc whether he can be considered an uchiha is debatable i feel like bUT AGAIN had he gotten some little brother ashura dick he wouldve calmed the fuck down im 100% positive

8 shisui bc i like him to top most of the time but btm shisui <3 love he’s such a simp he’d let itachi do ANYTHING to him and i love him for it

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