hokage hole enthusiast · 2mo
I have the most niche most over-elaborate possibly most deranged Mito/Hashirama/Tobirama thought ever that COULD be a fic one day and I’m putting it out into the world just in case anyone else could pick it up.
While Mito is pregnant, Uzushio tradition is for a concubine to assist the married couple and help them to avoid penetrative sex by pleasuring them individually and sating their needs. But oh, whatever can they do in a Senju marriage where concubines are not the norm? And Hashirama's a great husband so like hell will he disregard his wonderful wife's traditions.
So of course the solution is ex-virgin Tobirama (drooling, incoherent) laying on his back and opening his legs for his brother. Importantly - while holding Mito against his chest, on her back, for Hashirama with all of his height to lean over both of their aligned bodies and kiss his beloved wife and thrust into his adored brother while Mito’s legs wrap around her husband’s waist and Tobirama’s moans are muffled into her nape. A few little slaps to Tobirama’s thigh would definitely also wake him up enough to slip a hand in between Hashirama’s bare stomach and Mito’s soft skin to pleasure Mito too -
And because it’s Uzushio, there HAS to be sealwork involved that binds the three of them together with Tobirama as the conduit to share pleasure and sensation for a truly spectacular nine months. Take that as far as your mind wishes to bring it.
(Note: I think at this point me blaming Uzushio for all these niche kinks might be getting unfair. But they have no ambassador around to point out the blatant misinformation, so.)
anon i think you should have niche most over-elaborate possibly most deranged thoughts more often bc this whole thing makes me so insane actually …… i wonder what got tobirama to agree to this tho.. is it bc he views himself as nothing more than a tool in his hokage’s hands, and is willing to go to such (morally questionable) lengths to fulfill his duty (yes) or maybe.. he’d been crushing on anija for AGES at that point and he knew how outrageous his desires were and how improbable they were to ever be fulfilled but he still had some hope buried somewhere deep inside… but then hashirama marries mito and once again all hope is lost and everything becomes a blur and then tobirama finds himself pinned down by the combined weight of his elder brother and his sister-in-law and he’s stuffed to the brim and overstimulated and it’s all too much and not enough and he wishes hashirama directed his whispers of sweet nothings at him instead of her.. 🤭 and if we add the seal work binding them and sharing the sensations maybe, on top of all the other concerns, maybe he feels like this pleasure isn’t even meant for him, and it hits him that he really is nothing more than a conduit and a tether between the lovebirds, and that this arrangement is only temporary, only for as long as they need him there.. AND with the added weight of it being his first time, and not necessarily out of love or desire (on his part, yes, but only partially), but out of necessity, out of duty, and maybe he feels that he shouldn’t even be there.. oh i love tormenting tobirama so much i love hitting him with the angst beam
