CHILDE BDAY YIPEEEEEEE 💙💙💙 well obviously my favourite is his slutty patch of skin but here are some honourable mentions
- his ahoge (i yank on it when i’m balls deep inside him)
- his cute dead eyes with their cute lil lashes
- his freckles (they exist, hoyoverse are just cowards)
- his scars (these also exist, i have a few scars mapped out on his body and i have headcanons for how he got each one because i am insane)
- his heart cutout gloves
- his grabbable waist
- his thigh strap
- his slutty slutty hole

and don’t worry i didn’t forget the second part of your question… i may be a slutty childe stan but i am also a Deep Character Analysis Stan… i love his passion, his determination to live life his own way, his heartwarming love for his family especially his little siblings, his loyalty to the tsaritsa and subsequent distrust of the harbingers with their own agenda… i love his fighting spirit, his love of fishing, his love of cooking, his love of life (how can one boy who’s been through so much live life with so much zest? the answer: he legitimately doesn’t even think he’s been through that much because all of his traumas are just Training Arcs to him)… i love how friendly he is, and how easily he trusts people like zhongli and the traveller… i love how he connects with kids and genuinely adores them and wants to protect them… i love how he seems to have given up on wanting to be a hero, admits he’s kind of a bad guy, but will fight the all-devouring narwhal for a whole month to save a foreign country and say it was just to hone his strength, and he might even believe it, but that doesn’t mean he’s not still a hero in his own way… sobs i could go on forever really i just LOVE ALL OF HIM