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oomfie · 12mo

lmao but to give a sober answer: sorry im just too mentally insane. i gotta fix myself mentally first then maybe yes. so, basically, just wait if you want to. but the present answer is no sorry 😭

oomfie · 12mo

What do I have to do to make you consider e-dating

did somebody already ask me this? i dont want to because i have an awful object permanence and i will (seriously) forget id even be dating someone. im too mentally ill for that sorry lol 🤣 maybe another time when i fix my brain lol

oomfie · 12mo

do you consider yourself a catboy or a dogboy?

mmm… this is difficult. i attach myself to good catboy characters a lot, like graha, more often, but i think i align more to being a dogboy.

oomfie · 12mo

are you a mencel

oomfie · 12mo

try to answer this question without saying penis or cum

oomfie · 1y

What do I have to do to get you to date me

The number one thing that's non-negotiable is that we have to be physically near each other. It's the best for both of us. I have uhh what you can say awful object permanence. Aside from that: you must not be politically right leaning, we must have one interest in common, and you should respect when I need space because I'm very introverted. There are more in the small print but we can talk about that once we're actually dating. Yeah, I'm strict as much as I sound carefree on Twitter.

oomfie · 1y

i take you adorable sweet kitty little cat kitty ears and set them on fire

Nick🦭 · 1y

whats your favorite spoingebob

oomfie · 1y

Thoughts on radishes?

I think they're rad, duh? gets hit by a truck and gets isekai'd into a perfume tester bottle

oomfie · 1y

do you like spongebob

We once fucked, but he trauma dumps after he climaxes. So, I was really turned off.

oomfie · 1y

if there was a seal and reinhard drowning, who would you save first?

oomfie · 1y

hi turnip

oomfie · 1y

what videogame do you remember gaming when you were young obsessively

ive only played harvest moon games when i was young, particularly, harvest moon: friends of mineral town for the gameboy advance. peak gaming

oomfie · 1y

who are you

damn. i dont know either. insert image of that cow longingly staring at the calm sea by the shore

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