oh no pilk is so cursed. he would try it at least once and absolutely regret it. the most cursed thing he'd do is put weird things that you shouldn't put on toast onto toast.

probably something with cats, maybe some kind of awful cat outfit you can make with a few things at home and your cat will look less cute and also a little bit miserable.

i open up my wallet and pictures of my son fall out https://twitter.com/reversemagician/status/1552772022526263296?s=20&t=yvvECm5brPkwLQBkLOLPCw

he can! he can also play the guitar, it's one of the things that he learned while he was travelling. sometimes he needed something to do with his hands and it was difficult to try and write while it was dark by the campfire, you can't really fiddle with the pages of a book in the same way. he doesn't sing that often, usually he sings with lilly around the campfire or he'll sing to rigel when they're alone. not really something lots of people know about.

had he never joined the scions he would probably just be a body guard for hire, or still just an adventurer. his life would certainly be a lot less stressful sometimes i can tell you that. he's always got a desire to help people!

Lady never struggles, it's undignified and also she always wins because she's the bigger of the two and also Rigel's darling baby who can do no wrong, so Juice usually loses. Juice gets to sit in Orion's lap though and he thinks this is a fine compromise.