Have you ever felt like an idiot bc you didn’t realised you didn’t open your DMs while asking someone who were recently banned to contact you? Cuz I do 😭

Sup. Me again, I literally have no idea how to contact you otherwise 😬 my twt is @PustoiSimon could I pls get your private account? Maybe you didn’t see the last one, just a bit worried that I won’t be able to read your philuz anymore

EXCUSE ME THERE'S A DISCORD KITTEN AU FIC??/VPOS Please share the link?
Also sucks you got banned

Looks like you’ve been banned on bird app, do you have another acc? Or?

Modern AU where Philip grooms Luz through the internet and convinces her that her family is abusive and that she should run away with him. Poor Luz is so isolated and blinded by his love bombing that she cant even begin to question Philip's intentions. She feels like she knew him forever, that they were destined to meet... Anyway how is your day going?

What color and scent are Collector's boy panties? I must know!!!!

So… I have a serious question. And I have asked many ppl about it. And I hope you’ll answer it with full seriousness. So, are Smurfs mammals or insects? I know what you about to say papa Smurf has a beard, but they also live in mushrooms, have a single female(queen) and all work as a unit, having something similar to a hive mind. Their primary diet consists of berries, with no meats or vegetables, so if they’d be mammals they wouldn’t have enough protein to sustain themselves. So what are they?

If TOH was made let’s say NOT by Disney, and creators would have more freedom do you think we’d have more sex jokes/themes? We had a few with Eda, but I wonder if Amity and Luz had more of a “tension” like, I honestly thought that letting Amity and Luz sleep in the same bedroom was dumbest thing ever. Two teenagers in a relationship sleeping next to each other for month sounds like a pregnancy recipe. Also the way Luz practically was leaking around Philip, I imagine some tension were there too. Ntr brainrot

I wish I could have a dream in which I bang Luz’s 13 yo ass. Just putting her on my cock, hearing her making all the noises. From the loudest of screams to “more! More! Fuck me more!”
I also wouldn’t mind dreaming of Amity being forced to suck on my cock and choke on it.
Oh right, a question… I’ll think of one later ok?

I apologize if this is not the best question to ask of you, but do you recall any witch-demon couple in TOH that was explicitly romantic in nature? I've just realized - and it increasingly bothers me - that most (if not all) of the confirmed couples in the "us weirdos have to stick together" show are human-looking characters, while people who see, say, Lilith/Hooty and Eberwolf/Darius as even slightly romantic get dunked on by the rest of the fandom. Funny that.

Hey dude I am in a bad place & need something to help me divert from my attention from my bad thoughts, beluz/phuluz fic plot suggestions for me to write & distract myself?

Ok ok hear me out Belos watching a bound and gagged collector whimper and whine begging him to untie him before he pisses himself belos goes and steps on his crotch smirking while he watches collector squirm and soak himself crying from embarrassment

Hear me out Bratty collector getting face fucked by belos his forced to take his full cock down his throat and while his gaggy and forced to swallow belos piss💛

I want to see collector get gang banged by his older siblings 💙💙💙

How much to see collector suck on kings dad's balls