Oh this is my FAV THING okay I’m about to yap so advance warning for that (thank you for such a fun question!!)

Blitz- thinks he saw a ghost once and has been scared SHITLESS ever since. He bought a bunch of crystals and put them all over the flat and Loona still finds them down the cushions and gets pissed off all over again.

Stolitz- I think that out of the two of them, Stolas would actually be the messy one. He grew up with all those butlers around him and he has no idea how to clean up after himself or tidy and it drives Blitz NUTS (although he still loves him).

Andrealphus- in everything I do, I imagine that Andre has a secret lil crush on Stolas. I HC that it started when they were teenagers, when he first married Stella, but as Andre has watched everything unfold with Blitz his crush turns into frustration because it’s like omg you’re cheating on my sister? And it’s not with me???? He’s only pissed because it happened with someone other than him lmaooo.

I don’t know if it’s really just my HC or something the fandom all feel, but I also think Millie would have been open to a no strings night with Blitz once but Moxxie was too against it for it to happen. I love the idea that Moxxie gets sooo drunk on Blitz’s stag do that he’s finally like fuck it let’s do it. And Blitz is like “okay you’re way too drunk to take up on that offer and I’m too ready for wedded bliss to think about it but let me film you saying that for future blackmail purposes”