Happy Valentines day beautiful. I know what you're thinking "Oh geez, another random internet male beta orbiter sent me a ccat. As soon as I reply to it, he'll stalk me, message me, and comment on all my posts with stupid little hearts and smileys” and to that, I say, you’re absolutely correct. Any attempt to resist is futile. I have thousands of accounts. I will keep hitting on you with various profiles until I succeed. Eventually you will fall in love and our relationship will thrive. I hope you’re as ready for our future as I am.

Sincerely, your secret admirer