Anonymous · 2mo
Let's say there's a newly-hired Tibetan fox employee at your office. He's a great employee but seems super distracted by Zolo's belly and general heft, and sometimes looks more at the lion's belly (which towers over him) than at his face. How do you deal with him?
Being in awe of the boss's bulk is one of the qualities we look for in Zolo Corp. I'll give him a promotion to a position where he can spend long overtime hours paying special attention to the belly
