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Anonymous · 15h
But has bill even gotten to see ford’s cake I mean let’s be real have you seen it, goddamn ?
Anonymous · 1d
Not to be sinful, but just ~imagine~ the view from behind 🍑 ~ out in the open? can you call that a tourist attraction~
Anonymous · 1d
Plants be taking action, growing mistletoe above Blitzo and Stolas’ heads
Anonymous · 1d
B learns about Via’s fondness for taxidermy, and becomes convinced there’s a taxidermied Blitzo stashed around the place somewhere
Anonymous · 1d
Not Stanford on the roof in the freezing cold, PREGNANT
The months in between the portal test and falling through the portal are just as rough here as they were in canon, since Bill made it so anything he does won't hurt the baby- he doesn't visibly really look pregnant, but he sure feels it, and that's on top of the ten-tier cake of bullshit that is sleep and food deprivation, possession, Bill fucking with his mind...
Anonymous · 1d
Can you milk a triangle ~
Anonymous · 1d
Does, does Bea expect her baby siblings to grow faster like she did?
She'd be curious if they would, but by the time her siblings come around, her body had settled into a more 'normal' aging process, so she knew it'd likely be different than her. Plus, Bill and Ford are both mostly human, so it made sense they'd have kids that were human-like in their aging.
(It was a little annoying that they couldn't talk as early as she wanted them to, but they were playful and curious kids, so it worked out.)
Anonymous · 1d
Does bill ever hug bea or did when he got a physical form? Or was that too sappy for him as an all powerful being?
Anonymous · 2d
Beatrice knows the lyrics to sweet dreams without ever actually hearing the song herself
Anonymous · 2d
Mabel would make Bea get a tumblr, it was the good old 2010s era, prime tumblr days
She tries not to say anything that would be too 'inhuman', but her blog is a mix of 'that sounds like a shitpost but she didn't intend it to be', cute aesthetic stuff, fun science facts, and getting into fights with people ABOUT said fun science facts. (Sometimes she forgets that what's true in one dimension might not necessarily be true in another and argues that tigers are blue or something, which somewhat elevates her 'sometimes a troll' status. Her posts get categorized under 'nightblogging' sometimes.)
Anonymous · 2d
Fem!billford and their son, Beau
Anonymous · 3d
Magic spell lookup how to get the nerd to unbury his face out of that journal and bury it in his 🐱 instead.
Anonymous · 3d
How is Beatrice with her younger siblings?
Anonymous · 4d
Baby Bea has a baby’s day out film type of situation during her time in the multiverse when some thugs that want revenge for ford stealing a part they need for something else come to offer a trade, her for the part but she’s got this