Shadow

Anonymous · 22d

May be pushing heh the limits for a tumblr but if this place is for mpreg and fankids, have any thoughts or head canons for births stuff

This blog is for nsfw stuff, so don't worry! I just won't answer if something's too uncomfortable. I don't have any particular headcanons in regard to birth, other than Ford having to have a very emergency c-section for Bea that he conducts by himself.

Bill probably finds some way to ease the pain for the twins and triplets, though- I wouldn't be surprised if the triplets at least have some sort of built-in magic to help ease their 'exit' considering they were conceived with a magical nudge during an adventure to a fertility temple.

Shadow · 16d

Anonymous · 22d

Is that pussy popping? Is it extraordinary, otherworldly even? Perhaps supernatural, maybe in need of thousands of hours of research and study.

Bill has special set with a retractable tentacle cock and pussy combo, since it was his one granted request about the new body. Ford will examine it thoroughly. He has a specific notebook that he makes notes and sketches in and everything!

Bill doesn't mind posing and being examined, but he also likes seeing how quickly he can get Ford distracted when he's in the mood.

Shadow · 22d

Anonymous · 23d

Loona shows off her new baby sister to her friends, yeah she’s a little funky looking but she’s real cute too

She makes little chirpy peep sounds sometimes! (She sticks her tongue out. Russ thinks it’s adorable.)

Shadow · 23d

Anonymous · 25d

Bea you hear this audio of your dork father reading comments on TikTok?

Bea, nodding with her arms crossed: Bill did fumble.

Shadow · 24d

Anonymous · 25d

Hear me out, blitzpreg with those candy heart charms and one of them says knock me up

Yessss excellent mental image right there. Bonus if he's blowing a kiss with one hand and has a hand on his tummy with the other.

Shadow · 25d

Anonymous · 25d

Pregnant blitz in ribbons, ribbon and bow around the rounded full baby bump like a gift

Stolas is sure to take a good few pictures before gently tugging the ribbons out to unwrap and enjoy his present. 🎀

Shadow · 25d

Anonymous · 26d

Dr pines so having seen babies born the normal way with your other children would you rather have had Beatrice like that, or glad you had her the way you did?

"Honestly, actually removing her from my body wasn't the worst- it was the stress of the situation around it that made it awful. If I could have done it surgically with a trained professional, we would have likely been much better off."

Shadow · 25d

Anonymous · 27d

Stellaluna snaps Alastor’s outfit suspenders, does she approve of a suit?

She does! She thinks it’s cute.

Shadow · 26d

Anonymous · 30d

Father’s Day gift for ford one kid makes a sign of the family but periodic table elements P. I. N. Es.

That's going right on his bedroom door!

Shadow · 29d

Anonymous · 1mo

Stan watches the human Bill suck the eyes out of the sockets of one of the fish they caught and were preparing, then go in to kiss his brother

Ford wouldn't even flinch, tbh. He's eaten weirder and Bill playfully rolling the eyes around on his tongue is weirdly nostalgic to how he'd swap between his eye and his 'mouth'.

Shadow · 1mo

Anonymous · 1mo

“He’s lost contact with the Hechmaniacs and wouldn’t want to bring them back after they let him rot in the Theraprism for over a century, so he’d want to rule with his family. “ // conjured up the most ridiculous concept of a regular ass day and bill runs into one at some place like a department store and starts pursuing them at a full sprint screaming for them to get back here coward!!!!!

He may not have his powers anymore, but he has fists and he CAN use them!

Shadow · 1mo

Anonymous · 1mo

What would happen if the human bill realized he suddenly had all his godlike powers restored, would it be bad? would he try to start the end of this universe again/ He wouldn’t attack his own offsprings would he?

He wouldn't attack the kids- during Weirdmageddon, I haven't nailed down specifics, but the worst he did to Bea was either force her to play happy family with him against her will, or put her in a bubble like Mabel's while he figured out what to do. By the time he gets to having others, he wouldn't want to hurt them either.

He's lost contact with the Hechmaniacs and wouldn't want to bring them back after they let him rot in the Theraprism for over a century, so he'd want to rule with his family. However, if they strongly resisted, he might be a bit more likely to actually listen at that point, although he'd certainly try to convince them that that since he's better he can do it differently now.

Shadow · 1mo

Anonymous · 1mo

Babies for all

It's my gift to them: Little cute wriggly creatures!

Shadow · 1mo

Anonymous · 1mo

Will you write more for gravity falls?

Probably! I've just been struggling to write much outside of bursts for a while now, so it'll just come around when I get to it.

Shadow · 1mo

Anonymous · 1mo

Maybe makes little to no sense but preemptive WG before pregnancy. Character about to or planning to be pregnant soon adding pounds and pounds on to make a nice soft place for babies to grow, lots of reserve for babies to draw from and it’s cushion and protection

I’ve definitely thought about that with Blitz before! Its nice to think of with Bill too, or anyone. It’s a really cute idea that I like a lot in general, whether it’s helping to stabilize their weight because they’re under what they should be or wanting to gain a few pounds because they think it’ll help with the baby- or they just want to.