would you rather

A) : you live in the year 2289. There is a new fashion - reusable condoms.
Your job is to be a condom cleaner, but you have to inject everything inside your asshole with a syringe before re-packaging. Also, there is a new type of scanner that lets you know the first name (but not the last name) of the man who ejaculated a quantity of cum. One time you're out of your job and realize that you got an STI from someone. You rush to the ER, it's a deadly and untreatable one, your family and friends are all around you. As you lay dying, your dearest one asks you - "my child, who gave you this? Give me the name of the man" having used a scan, you know it. It's Bartholomew. And right after you reply, you are dead. You will become internationally famous and an icon and memorial that will start a revolution of condom cleaners. People will study you in school, and erect statues in your name, "the one who got an STI from Bartholomew".

B): have to drink elephant piss for the rest of your life and get your arms amputated