strikes a pose back with as much dramaticism and exaggeration. My huge wizard hat falls off and you hear a crack in my back

🪨 ~ umm hold on i need to think of something. I had one earlier but i forgot
Best i have is a theatre thing! So my broom fucking broke. Like. Again. For the third time. Right before the show. And i didnt check for it when the director told me to so it was broken on stage. Whatever man .. i had to use duct tape to fix it and even thay didnt work the bristles kept fucking falling off. Im gonna hafta hot glue it today i think
📃 ~ nihilism of a poor sublimation by koganemushi !!