hindley

hindley's goobery goobs · 2mo

mmmmmmmmmEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW guess who i am

hmmmmmmmm........ you are my pet dog............. HI CHICLE!!!!!!!!!

chicle · 2mo

https://pin.it/QJiFgWNd8
IS THIS ONE OKAY OR NOT 😾 AND ALSO WDYM BY “ill give you all the atsushi you could ever want vro” IM CONFUSED SND I FEEL STUPID 🙁

YES ITS SO CUTE AND i genuinely have no idea what i meant by that sometimes i just say things but im imagining like a lot of little atsushi guinea pigs... idk man i just said it 😍😍😍👅👅

hindley's goobery goobs · 2mo

pp

my pee oee

chicle · 2mo

broski what are we gonna do for matching? and is it okay if it’s on here? anyway, who and what should it be? kitty? hampter? or skibidi toilet? let’s go with sigma ohio skibidi toilet rizz

YES ITS OKAY!! we should beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... im thinking prairie dog and goat... what are your ideas my skibidi mate?

chicle · 2mo

do you think im autistic

mnbnhhhhhhh a little... that's okay i am too we'll just be twinsies

mumu⠀♡ · 2mo

do u like vtubers. if so whos ur fav.
(also, should i use "if so" or "if u do" ??)

HI MUMU!!!! it's "if so"!! i don't like them unfortunately i don't let myself watch it... BUT THEY SOUND COOL HONESTLY i just have the attention span of TWO cows!

hindley's goobery goobs · 2mo

how did you find your special someone no glue no borax

well, son... first you go on ao3... find a person that you like and try to rizz them up... say things like... "𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓷"... actually, say it to multiple people and the one you like the most is the one

hindley · 2mo

chicle · 2mo

pspspspspspspspspsps have i gained your attention?
look at the shiny
can we match?
insert subway surfers gameplay vid and a slime asmr vid

HELO WHAT??? where do i pay attention if you're asking to match i say yes and kiss me

hindley · 2mo

hindley's goobery goobs · 2mo

a-are you… blushes and looks away as i mumble a-are y-you d-dating s-s-someone?.. my face is bright red as i ask and a sense of dread washed over me. out of embarrassment i say p-please forget what i said!

n-no, goober-chan... i-i know you're curious, baby cakes... heh, thing is... i am dating someone... my kawaii girlfriend... rubs neck nervously and looks away blushing... i-i still love you...

hindley · 2mo

chicle · 2mo

YOU. you wanted my twt so i’ll give it. it’s @/tsu_chan14 (obvi no slash) i’m on break rn though bc i was gonna try and explode but someone stopped me lol. but i’m still on break, so i won’t reply.
love, chicle
a random guy on the internet

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DUDE PLEASE GIVE ME A SMOOCH I WANNA KEEP YOU AS A GUINEA PIG TO FEED LETTUCE 😭😭😭😭