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boing boing · 5mo
CAELUS CREAM TEAM OR SQUIRT SQUAD
CAN'T WE HAVE BOTH AND PEACE ON EARTH?????????????????????????????
(............squirt gang)
https://x.com/caemilk/status/1810936464617640010
Nine · 5mo
caelus the type to call oreos creme betweens
sometimes you truly say the most realest takes ever and i have no answer for it but know that i fuck heavy with it
yeah hed do that yeah...
boing boing · 5mo
Thoughts on aeonfucking??
I FUCK HEAVY WITH IT AND SO DOES CAELUS (MY VERSION)
boing boing · 5mo
What do you think of Caelus being able to cook? Housewife Caelus in one of those little aprons making meals… treating his lovely husband(s)… domestic bliss but also he’d be so hot. Could you imagine eating food off of him or something. Probably so tasty.
i actually headcanon caelus as being extremely bad at cooking/not being able to cook even if his life depended on it because it'd add perfectly to his boyfailure persona (and also because i find it funny if he's extremely good at literally everything else (ex: fighting, academics, intrapersonal relationships, etc) but he burns down the kitchen just by standing in it)
BUT
he'd still try his best at cooking for his loved ones if they do let him....so domestic bless with his husband, receiving husband only wearing an apron and asking him if he'd rather have dinner or....him for dinner (caelus is sweating hoping he goes for the freaky option because there's no actual food, he burnt it all trying to cook).
caelus getting bent over and fucked mercilessly against the kitchen counter after making that question. just to get picked up right after cumming, rolled around, holding his legs apart without being able to touch the floor and starting another round by railing him On the counter this time.
eating off caelus would make everything taste so tasty immediately no matter what. what if when licking him/biting him, his skin actually tastes really sweet in general.... (yknow because. vessel. maybe)
boing boing · 5mo
Caelus probably likes getting pet
i headcanon caelus as someone who's extremely touch starved without even realizing it himself and Adoring simple physical contact so i fuck heavy with this idea actually.
dan heng softly carressing his cheek and caelus instinctively pressing his face into his palm and rubbing himself against dan heng's calloused hand
dan heng petting caelus head and him preening under it pushing against dan heng's hand with his head, disheveling his soft hair in the process, asking for more without even saying anything
most of the times he'd rather say it out loud and ask for more pets and dan heng is always happy to provide
boing boing · 5mo
would you,, would you ever draw, preggy cae, ,, i love your art so much regardless.. thank u cocky want boing boing for the food..
I HAVE ACTUALLY!!!! tho the only one who saw that drawing was mr freakyfengge....
so happy you like my silly sketches!!!
since i dont know when i'll get the want to draw him showing again, im making it canon that no matter what sketches i've posted in the past or i'll post in the future just know that caelus is always pregnant on those
godspeed
boing boing · 5mo
Caelus wrapped in dragon tail haha
https://x.com/caemilk/status/1805416934453784963
so true anon so true...........sketch its not truly nsfw but i 've always loved the idea...
i love the thought of dan heng's tail having a mind of it's own (him not being able to control it and his tail showing his true feelings, for example wagging when happy, his tail shooting up if he gets scared, etc etc)
so if caelus is around, dan heng's tail just automatically seeks for him. It'd curl around him no matter what. It'd specially love curling around his waist and bringing caelus closer to dan heng's body. Caelus, used to it at this point just laughs at the cool feeling of dan heng's smooth tail tickling him while it gets under his clothes.
his tail also would get in caelus pants if dan heng is feeling freaky
it would keep caelus waist upright as dan heng rails him, his tail being the only support caelus gets to not be completely collapsed on his futon
dragon tail haha
boing boing · 5mo
Maybe like cuddlefucking? Like Dan Heng is in the mood but Caelus is eepy and also in the mood? throw in some neck kisses and lovey dovey shit in the mix ig ❤️
https://x.com/caemilk/status/1804419326314787274
they'd definitely love cuddle fucking on dan heng's futon. i know that's right you're so right anon
even · 5mo
hey considering that the vidyadhara come out of their eggs as toddlers and have no need to nurse, do you think that they even have nipples at all?
yknow
now that you mention it. Yeah. they wouldnt have nipples now that i think about it. dan heng probably doesn't. no nipples dan heng. no nipples dan feng. If they want nipplesTM they probably need to use their powers to kinda shapeshift? or some sort of mirage? only to appease being nippless in front of other races that don't know what are the Vidyadhara.
thinking more about this, this is probably what would make both dan heng and dan feng obsessed with/more curious about caelus tits.
boing boing · 5mo
love your dancae content (tm) are you single :3
HELP i forgot to answer this one
1. thank you!!!!
2. idk why you'd be interested in my relationship status in specific but lmao Yeah 👍
boing boing · 5mo
I think you converted me to Egg. slash pregnancy are you proud Mr cocky want boing boing
wiping away a tear from my eye
me and my friend freakyfengge are so proud of you for seeing the light...(caelus wanting to be egged up by his dragon boyfriend 24/7)
boing boing · 5mo
Okay so—I was the one that asked about the caelus ships—thoughts on caelus and boothill ?
i think they'd be a cute couple because they both match each other's level of silliness And are both heroic on their own accord. Adding to this they are a great ship on itself because caelus would canonically tell "save a horse, ride a cowboy" to boothill before happily jumping (literally) on the guy so
yeah i like them 👍
boing boing · 5mo
caelus bush… 😵💫
EXTREMELY LOUD CORRECT BUZZER BLASTING AS I REPEATEDLY SLAM ON IT " CAELUS HAPPY TRAIL" I YELL AS THE FORCE OF MY HANDS DESTROY THE BUZZER COMPLETELY AND EVERYTHING ON SCREEN BLOWS UP LIKE A MICHAEL BALE MOVIE
boing boing · 5mo
Is Caelus a boob or thigh guy. Bestow upon us your knowledge O great one
https://x.com/caemilk/status/1803690229812883577
local train bisexual would love both tbh
i Know this
boing boing · 5mo
Do you have other caelus ships or is it just dan heng
i'm basically an allcae shipper but dancae is my otp as we used to say back in the day...