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Sloppy Skunk
sloppyskunk
Begrudgingly Bay Area
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Ask me something dirty 😳

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Shy Animal · 3mo

Do you have any pro advice for an aspiring pie target?

They always seem to find me without much trouble. Try to hang out in bakeries near wily cartoon skunks and see what happens!!

Shy Animal · 4mo

Pied by surprise, or set up in a predicament with some elaborate contraption?

It's such a tough choice, but contraption has gotta be the answer. Put on display with all that anticipation? I'll melt

Shy Animal · 5mo

When are you gonna get some dumb rain booties and fill them with muck :3

Shy Animal · 5mo

Where would be the most inappropriate place for you to get a big pie in the face?..

Probably if I'm very busy in the middle of something or if cleanup would be very difficult. There's are a few folks with "pie me any time" consent that have good judgement and know who they are, just to keep things lively

Shy Animal · 8mo

What would you want to happen to you under a circus tent in a ridiculous jester outfit? And second, why would you TOTALLY deserve it!

Oh HECK. Definitely being pelted with messy items by the audience, maybe trapped in stocks so I'm an easier target. And I'll keep telling bad jokes until I've earned every last pie and tomato >///<

Shy Animal · 8mo

Something dirty......ideal mud scenario?

Ooh something super sloppy that I can really wallow in, preferably in a dumb pig costume >///>

Shy Animal · 10mo

Have you ever pet a coyote?

Shy Animal · 11mo

Most embarrassing costume?

Oh that's tough! Animal stuff for sure is a soft spot. Chicken is kinda a classic answer, but I'm also really fond of soft stompy open face stuff with whiskers drawn on. If I had to pick right now...Mouse maybe??

Shy Animal · 1y

what was the first time getting pied/gunged like? and were you ashamed/embarrassed about it? or was it super fun n enjoyable

My first time getting slimed I definitely didn't mix it right cause I didn't know what I was doing! And it was equal parts super fun and stressing about getting caught 😛

Shy Animal · 1y

Whats one of your favorite setups to be pied? Could be a scenario, delivery method, anything!

Any kind of launcher or delivery device like a catapult is a real bar raiser. Spring loaded pie in a gift box is especially good but hard to make work in real life cause of physics. Getting pied by surprise can REALLY get me in the right context.

Shy Animal · 1y

if you had to pick one: pie on face or pie on butt?
(the answer is both of course but that wouldn't be a good question :P)

Shy Animal · 1y

would you enjoy jacking off/getting sucked while covered in slime?

Shy Animal · 1y

Have you ever been in a clay mud pit before if so how was the experience

I have! It's super thick and tough to move in, and the color of the clay can rub off on you a little. In short, a 10/10 experience

Shy Animal · 1y

Would the sloppy skunk love to take a mud bath with a side of pies to the face~? <3

Maybe a little 😳

Though order is for sure important! Gotta start with pies and work your way up to full coverage. It's just....better that way

Shy Animal · 1y

Current big fantasy?

Muck filled dunktank has definitely been on the brain lately. Though any kind of large scale gameshow hijinks charts pretty high. Get me a couple buzzer podiums and a mysterious source of slime from above and we can have fun all night!

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