I'm just a goat!
Are there any new hobby things you'd try if you had the money to start them?
oh gosh yeah, a ton! i would love to get into making electronics, or modding consoles, or physical painting, or sculpting, or building things, or etc etc
sucks that i need space and money for all that! capitalism sucks
like, baa and stuff!
Do you feel anything in those horns?
a little bit! just enough to enjoy them being pet
What's the best place to place one's snoot when cuddling?
anywhere is good, but it also depends on what kind of cuddling. a personal favorite is on the other's shoulder, with their head leaning on it
What's the best board game?
it's been a really long time since i've played a board game, so i don't really have an answer here. i really liked trouble as a kid though! but that was mostly because i liked the pop-o-matic bubble...
What is the best fast food chain?
they're all corporations that need to be dismantled, so... none of them!!
however, personally, i don't mind it whenever i go over to taco baco, rb's, or hard-e's!
Do you want more money?
it'd be nice, yes! although if i had a LOT more, i'd definitely donate to a lot of people
Are you really that soft of a goat?
I think so...
Oh no! What if I'm not actually that soft?! Now I'm having a crisis!!!
Gosh, where do you get your fashion from?
Kinda from just seeing things I like and remembering them. I've always loved Wednesday Addams dresses and pink-and-black thigh highs, even when I thought I was a boy. I just like really cute feminine clothes!
In real life, though... I don't have any fashion ;w; I just wear T-shirts and those cruddy basketball shorts from walmart...
do you dance?
I do not and cannot dance! Not even the forknite ones.
What does the caprine crew get up to?
We ride around on Razor scooters and drink Caprine Sun. Sometimes we headbutt things. Scream. You know, caprine stuff.
did you know gaming?
did you know that the game we know of as "super mario bros 2" for the nintendo entertainment system is not actually super mario brothers 2 but actually an edited version of a japanese famicom (family computer) title named Doki Doki Panic
What if we just screamed in unison?
i'm a goat so i am built for screaming! (usually at the top of mountains and such)
Do you think it's a coincidence cuties tend to have glasses?
Mostly, yes. I know a lot of cuties without glasses. However, it does scientifically enhance cuteness. I think there is something about not being able to see things that makes people with glasses cute.
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