BESTIE. SAY NO MORE. I am no captain sparklez main but fuck if i don't love captain content. he is so fucking good. I am a Tommy main tho so... bear with how captom-centric i am LMFAO u didn't give me a specific format and i don't rly have the energy to write a full scenario, so I'll give u a prompt and maybe will do a thread sometime in the future :3c

so, for context, Tommy and Captain are no strangers to weirdly flirty exchanges. That's not me making stuff up for a prompt, it's real. It's more on Tommy's side bc Captain was always worked up and shut it down since he was a minor... But sometime after Tommy turned 18 (i think) and Captain was invited to origins, they were going back and forth about how Captain said he was lonely... so clearly Tommy's solution was to say "we'll hire strippers for you at vidcon" (like a sane, normal person). And Captain didn't even BAT AN EYE before replying with, "oh, is that what we're doing at vidcon?" (or something along those lines). Also, in that same interaction, Tommy told Captain he wanted his hoodie but only if it was fresh off of him wearing it and smelled like him.

So... thinking about virgin Tommy finally trying to bite the bullet and do something about his crush. He told Captain he would get him a stripper, but he didn't say WHO the stripper would be... He's so nervous but also determined, and honestly it's kind of cute how he awkwardly shifts around in the lingerie under his clothes as he waits for Captain to open the door. The rest is history. Captain was obviously a bit hesitant at first but... well, Tommy did turn 18 already and clearly he wants it too. He's so quick to crumble... Tommy is awkward at best when he tries to climb into Captain's lap to strip for him but it just makes it even more endearing and turns Captain on even more from how hard Tommy is trying to be sexy. It takes all his restraint not to tighten his hands on Tommy's hips and pin him down to fuck him senseless while murmuring praise to him of how much of a good boy Tommy is. (He gets there though, eventually. Tommy isn't leaving that room for the next 14 hours until he stumbles out the next morning sloppily dressed in Captain's hoodie.)