yeah yeah, indigestion? totally worth it, thank you very much. maybe it karma for diving too deep into those ancient tales. and yes, i am aware all about the whole ‘word of mouth’ legacy thing—where each ghost has their own PR team across continents. nothing like a chilling bedtime story to keep kids from exploring dark alleys, right? next time, you can warn me about the real dangers—like that questionable street food since you know BETTER than me.