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Samantha (Sammy) Hensley
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Inkopolis
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Hello! Nice to meet you! I may be 7'5" and three tons but that shouldn't scare you! Go ahead and ask away! [WILL NOT ANSWER TROLL NOR HATEFUL QUESTIONS]

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Friend · 4mo

Hello Sam, is there ever a time where you're not hungry?

Friend · 6mo

eeyy bing bong what up its meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sOOoo, hows your dating life? heard you got a few couple girlfriends, what, they hiding in your fat fold or sumthing? how are they? they keep you well fed?

ya boi CHAOS :3

AH HEY CHAOS-!!

Dating life's been pretty good...I got a loving wife I occasionally eat like a snack heh heh~.

Friend · 8mo

okay okay watch this im gonna throw a splat bomb into her mouth. like a maws.

Friend · 10mo

So what was it like to get to this point? Three tons is…a ton! What lead you to getting that big?

Friend · 11mo

hey Samantha, I heard of an old legend, an ravenous monstrous Kraken who was the terror of ancient inklings, said to have been the embodiment of gluttony itself!

sound familiar? thought you'd might have heard it before, its a scary yet good story.

Friend · 12mo

Hey Sammy, is there anywhere in Inkopolis I fit as a chef? I wouldn’t mind cooking food and such

Friend · 12mo

Sammy...hypothetically, what were to happen to me if you ate me?

Friend · 12mo

Hey sammy would you like my cooking if I become a chef?

Friend · 12mo

hey Sammy, thoughts on Ecila? heard you two were getting al chummy chummy

She's absolutely lovely! Despite her constantly biting on my body (which I actually enjoy hehe~)

Friend · 12mo

Are there any inklings like you who are single?

Friend · 12mo

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

That's right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

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