Hello Sam, is there ever a time where you're not hungry?

I crave your sweetness..

Hey Sammy~! How you been?

eeyy bing bong what up its meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sOOoo, hows your dating life? heard you got a few couple girlfriends, what, they hiding in your fat fold or sumthing? how are they? they keep you well fed?

okay okay watch this im gonna throw a splat bomb into her mouth. like a maws.

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE

So what was it like to get to this point? Three tons is…a ton! What lead you to getting that big?

hey Samantha, I heard of an old legend, an ravenous monstrous Kraken who was the terror of ancient inklings, said to have been the embodiment of gluttony itself!

sound familiar? thought you'd might have heard it before, its a scary yet good story.

Hey Sammy, is there anywhere in Inkopolis I fit as a chef? I wouldn’t mind cooking food and such

Sammy...hypothetically, what were to happen to me if you ate me?

Hey sammy would you like my cooking if I become a chef?

hey Sammy, thoughts on Ecila? heard you two were getting al chummy chummy

Are there any inklings like you who are single?

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

That's right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

How did you get so big? Asking for a friend