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Friend · 6mo
Hello Sam, is there ever a time where you're not hungry?
Hehe maybe
Arabeth Hensley · 7mo
I crave your sweetness..
Awww come here then sweetheart~
Arabeth Hensley · 8mo
Hey Sammy~! How you been?
Been missing you sweetie~
Friend · 8mo
eeyy bing bong what up its meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sOOoo, hows your dating life? heard you got a few couple girlfriends, what, they hiding in your fat fold or sumthing? how are they? they keep you well fed?
AH HEY CHAOS-!!
Dating life's been pretty good...I got a loving wife I occasionally eat like a snack heh heh~.
Friend · 9mo
okay okay watch this im gonna throw a splat bomb into her mouth. like a maws.
pulls out an umbrella ???
Friend · 9mo
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE
H-HUH!? TAKE WHAT!?!?
Friend · 11mo
So what was it like to get to this point? Three tons is…a ton! What lead you to getting that big?
It feels super amazing!
Friend · 12mo
hey Samantha, I heard of an old legend, an ravenous monstrous Kraken who was the terror of ancient inklings, said to have been the embodiment of gluttony itself!
sound familiar? thought you'd might have heard it before, its a scary yet good story.
It kinda does a little..I don't remember much but it does sound super spooky!
Friend · 1y
Hey Sammy, is there anywhere in Inkopolis I fit as a chef? I wouldn’t mind cooking food and such
Hmm probably in fried food
Friend · 1y
Sammy...hypothetically, what were to happen to me if you ate me?
I would find it weird that you asked this lol. But you would do good as ass fat~
Friend · 1y
Hey sammy would you like my cooking if I become a chef?
It will depend!
Friend · 1y
hey Sammy, thoughts on Ecila? heard you two were getting al chummy chummy
She's absolutely lovely! Despite her constantly biting on my body (which I actually enjoy hehe~)
Friend · 1y
Are there any inklings like you who are single?
Hmmm...not really.
Friend · 1y
We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
That's right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
Heck yeah! Turkey is not appealing anyways! Meat lovers pizza and fried food for life!
The Yokai of Sol City · 1y
How did you get so big? Asking for a friend
Tons of eating!