IDOL HEDCANONS...... idk if you mean in general or purely nsfw, so im gonna do nsfw ones. lets see.....

Callie - i feel like she'd enjoy being pampered and spoiled in bed, if such a thing exists. i can see her being loved on by her partner(s), being fed chocolates with one hand and being fingerblasted with the other. on the flipside, i can kinda see her spoiling her partner(s) in bed too!! lots of praise, lots of pets.... maybe she'd be a real good "pet" owner ;)

Marie - absolute girlfail supreme. just a total loser with no game whatsoever. no rizz in the slightest (/silly) but for reals, i think that she'd be kinda. inexperienced? out of practise? my personal hc for Marie is that she had a brief fling with my agent 4, Yvonne (who is an adult by the time they meet, btw, dont attack me) before she realises it was just a puppy crush and moves on when she matures. i think Marie would have variety of flings since then, never really committing to a relationship since that's not really what she's looking for. but there miiiiight be someone, eventually....

Pearl - Ultimate Wife Lover. would do anything for Marina and funds whatever crazy thing she decided to build that week. probably the kind of person to spend crazy amounts of money on the best sex toys available, definitely gets ones with custom pours n stuff. i think she'd be very into letting Marina take charge in bed....

Marina - Objectum Supreme, this gal absolutely has Totally Normal Thoughts about machinery and wires. has probably stuck (phallic) non-dildo objects in her cooch before. she'd get real embarrassed if she ever tried telling Pearl but her wife would be the most supportibe person ever.... something something "Pearl making Marina infodump about her fave machines while she eats her out"

Shiver - BRAT. Shiver gives me such brat vibes im sorry. they would be so fucking annoying during sex but in a good way if that makes sense. flirts with Marie and/or Frye but cannot handle it when either of them flirt back and ends up being a mess (and jorks off to deal with it /silly) i feel like theyd also have a bunch of toys but only use one or two of them and use the rest as like. decorations in their bedroom or something sjdhfbsjf

Frye - loves to flirt and tease Shiver whenever they start up. LOTS of stamina like she dances all the time lets be honest. she could go for HOURS i think. i feel like she'd love doing oral bc she likes to tease with her fangs.... also. Shiver sitting on her face :heart_hands: yay

Big Man - he is a gay bear in my heart.... i am giving him a gentle smooch on his flat head..... (/silly)

oooh thats a good one..... i had to open up my folder that i use to keep tabs on all my splat oc's to figure this out sjdfhs

i really want to do more with Caddy (red octoling) and Tangerine (orange inkling) - they're chill skater dudes, who dont really like to do turf or grizzco bc they'd rather hang out at the skate park and kiss each other behind the ramps when they think no-one's looking (everyone in the park can see them). i remember vaguely that i had something in mind regarding Caddy and the fact that i gave him erectile issues, which would be a huuuge source of discomfort for him, but Tan eventually helps him realise that hey, you dont need to have a boner during sex to have fun, yknow?

there's also Gin! (black inkling) i remember making her for... something, but now i cant remember what exactly lmao. maybe one day i'll put her as a background character in a fic or something

it's different things for everyone!! for example, Fig loooooves to edge Sami, bc Sami HATES being edged and gets overwhelmed easily teehee

as for the other Parallels, Fig likes to tease them until they snap at it.... Enji especially, since its the "leader" of Sami's lil group of Parallels. Fig will tease and poke and prod and touch Enji and try its best to get Enji to wrestle it to the ground and teach it a lesson :3

Fig tries to do everything it can to make Vee mad at it. Edging, tugging at its bodysuit, messing with its tentacles or mask - if it gets annoyed, then Fig has won, because it wants the usually-sweet Vee to be mean and nasty to it >:)

Jape unfortunately gets the worst of it - bc its the more submissive out of the four, its prime real estate for Fig overstimulating it. Fig will keep going and going and going until Jape "passes out"/bluescreens and will tease it all the while in whatever robo language they speak to each other sjdhfbjsd

IM SO SO GLAD YOU ASKED BC I CAN FINALLY BE AUTISTIC ABOUT THEM YIPPEE!!!!!

so it basically goes like this. Sami is an octoling that was a victim of Kamabo, and lost her memories as a result. bc she used to be a more behind-the-scenes soldier, she didnt do all the tests to get her memcakes back, so she ended up escaping with a very spotty memory and just like. lived that way until Marina contacted her after the events of Side Order to be all "hey we worked out all the kinks in the Memverse do you wanna try and get your memory back" and Sami kinda leapt at the opportunity since doing the Spire seemed a lot less dangerous than being blended into paste/exploded a bunch of times. she's also a bit of a robotfucker/objectum kinda gal ("its a surprise tool that'll help us later!" /ref)

ANYWAY. during her runs through the Spire she ended up fighting Parallel Canon (which at this point is probably just?? randomised inkling appearances rather than being based on Agent 4) but there was a kind of glitch where it was like. ok so yknow how sometimes when you play a game and an enemy goes outside its bounds and it just doesnt do anything/doesnt react??? thats what happened with the Parallel Canons. when it happened Marina was like "oh i. didnt know that could happen. oh well as long as they wont hurt ppl or anything??" since i like to think that the Parallel Canon can replicate itself (which is how it makes the Bald drone Parallels)

the first one to get "glitched" was .PNG, or "Enji" (the one with the Banger hairstyle). Enji is the really affectionate one and got REAL attatched to Sami. it also somehow found a way to change it's eye colour (this is also the one i wrote a fic about, which i'll link in the comments below this tweet)

"Jape", or .JPG (Topknot), was the next one to get "glitched". its a bit more submissive than Enji, but it likes to be more of a giver than a reciever. it REALLY likes to eat out Sami (which. idk how that happens with the whole mask thing going on. but maybe i'll write a fic about it. goop and tentacles WILL be involved though) and lovessss to be bossed around a lil. Sami sitting on Jape's face :heart_hands: god bless

then there's .GIF "Fig"!! (Bedhead. yes i know its a splat3 hairstyle no i do not care). the dent in its mask is from when Sami fought it and it tripped and bashed its face in on accident lol. Fig was ok ofc, bc of the whole "metal mask for a face" thing, so it was no biggie. Fig is a bit of a brat though... teehee... it likes to push and push and push at Sami's (and the other Parallels') patience until they snap and "punish" it, and then revels in the satisfaction afterwards...

and last but not least, there's "Vee", .WAV (Wavy)!! Vee is a sweetheart. Vee loves to spoil and be spoiled by the others. Vee also loves to be VERY noisy - humming, beeping, booping, and of course whatever the robot equivalent of moaning is dsjfhbgd. its also very clingy towards Sami, sometimes a little too much so (leading to some VERY fun times being pinned against a wall)

all in all, they get on pretty well with each other!! especially when they gang up on Sami together~