anon · 9d
I’m trying to think of the first toy XL would bring home (and maybe misunderstand what it is). Probably something like “San Lang, look at this cool thing I found, it was in Spencer’s, isn’t that crazy” and it’s a Wartenberg wheel. OR XL actually goes to a sex shop and gets tweezer-style nipple clamps bc he doesn’t realize you move the rings up and pinches his finger lightly and decides they’re not that bad, poor guy
PLEASE 😭😭 lianlian what did you think it was...and what were you thinking it's used for...this poor baby i wonder if he'd be able to walk into a sex shop in the first place, i feel like he'd disintegrate in thin air because he'd get so embarrassed. maybe he'd shop online!! or even better, maybe he'd go into a store that sells many things like cute lingerie and toys are among them but they're not really their focuse and he thinks it's just a harmless jewelry item or something 😭😭 he brings it home and the first thing hua cheng does of course is tightening the clamps and yanking at the chain and lianlian cries for two hours
