ONE COLD DECEMBER NIGHT BACK IN 1984 A SCIENTIST HAD FOUND HIMSELF UPON THE DANCE-FLOOR HE STARTED TWITCHING AND SHAKING LIKE A PILE OF JUMPING BEANS, AT FIRST IT LOOKED STUPID BUT THE ENDS JUSTIFIED THE MEANS.

I KNOW ITS NOT GENERALLY CONSIDERED VERY COOL, TO DANCE LIKE A NITWIT TO DANCE LIKE A FOOL, BUT NOW THATS JUSTA GUIDELINE, NOT A RULE. IVE BEEN MAKING MY WAY THROUGH THE DANCE-CLUB SCENE. BEEN TRYING IT OUT ITS MY BRAND NEW ROUTINE. ITS BEEN CATCHING ON BIG ITS SO HOT, ITS OBSCENE!

SO GET OFF THE WALL STAND PROUD AND TALL AND GET OUT THERE AND DANCE LIKE AN IDIOT! YOU KNOW ITS ALL GOOD TO ROCK THE NEIGHBORHOOD SO GET OUT THERE AND DANCE LIKE AN IDIOT

YOU MIGHT WANNA EAT A LOTTA SUGAR FIRST, HAVE SONE CAFFEINATED SUGAR TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST, NOW STEP INTO THE CROWD AND GIVE IT YOUR WORST.

NO MATTER WHATCHU DO YOU CANT GO WRONG. YOU CAN DANCE LIKE AN IDIOT ALL NIGHT LONG. AS LONG AS YOU'VE GOT NO RHYTHM, YOU’RE GOING STRONG!

SO GET OFF THE WALL STAND PROUD AND TALL AND GET OUT THERE AND DANCE LIKE AN IDIOT! YOU KNOW ITS ALL GOOD TO ROCK THE NEIGHBORHOOD SO GET OUT THERE AND DANCE LIKE AN IDIOT

(ARE U READY? YES I AM)!

PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR KNEES AND HOBBLE TO THE RIGHT THEN DO A 360 WITH YOUR EYES SHUT TIGHT, WHILE YOU’RE DIZZY GET BUSY AND PRETEND YOU’RE A MIME!! THEN MAKE WHINY NOISES AND CLAP 5 TIMES. HOLD OUT UR ARMS START RUNNING IN PLACE. TRY TO DO THE MOONWALK AND FALL ON YOUR FACE. THEN GO AND STOP AROUND LIKE A BIG FAT LUMMOX, AND JUMP OUT THE WINDOW WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR BUTTOCKS!

(Like an idiot, like an idiot like an idiot, like an idiot like an idiot, like an idiot like an idiot, like an idiot like an idiot)

SO GET OFF THE WALL STAND PROUD AND TALL AND GET OUT THERE AND DANCE LIKE AN IDIOT! YOU KNOW ITS ALL GOOD TO ROCK THE NEIGHBORHOOD SO GET OUT THERE AND DANCE LIKE AN IDIOT!