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Stalker · 1y

turns into an egg

does eggrolls in your inbox

eats your theme and runs

gets captured by the egg police

spends 769 minutes in prison before escaping

chomps your theme

gets cornered by the egg police

says goodbye to eggwifey and kids

eggrolls off a mountain

WHY DID I GET SO INVESTED IN THIS LOL BYE
(and your theme is really really nice muahahaha)

I drink raw eggs sometimessss . not anymore bc canadian eggs are POISONOUS... And thank u

@syringe
𝑅eona。🩹 · 1y

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