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Nonny · 20d

are sauce and murphy gay for each other

Nah I imagine Sauce is straight for puppygirls only (but sometimes acts kinda queer uhh if that makes sense?? Like think of like... almosttt Jimmy Urine energy?? or gay jokes in sitcoms- anything that comes off gay between him and Murphy would be more of a joke bc of their normal hate filled dynamic). And Murphy hates him and is at most bisexual + aro. They're just housemates in a trailer home, only together bc they can't make a living separated. They met bc of craigslist.

I view them like a good set up for a really old, choppy 2000s newgrounds or youtube animated series with terrible mic quality, yknow what I mean? They are near opposites and get into horrific shenanigans all of the time. Murphy can't stand Sauce but he would probably not let him die either.. because then rent would be harder to pay. And Sauce is just enjoying every moment he can annoy Murphy with his constant, loud, puppygirl hookups.

They grow onto each other like.. if Sauce disappears, Murphy would be like "oh god it's too quiet, I can't sleep with this ringing silence.. I need to get Sauce back" lmaoo but like, he's also always going to act like he can't stand Sauce the moment he gets him back. That kind of dynamic. And if Murphy disappeared, Sauce would get annoyed that the house isn't cleaning itself. Etc etc.

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