Monsy

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i'm the fluffy thing that lives under your bed. you've probably heard me snore once or twice.

...what do you mean, "rent"?

(pfp by https://twitter.com/kosseart)

under your bed

ask me a question or i will eat your last remaining socks.

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Answers 4 Questions Followers Following 1

a very cute anon · 1y

Why are you so cute

!!! that is NOT true? whoever implanted that idea into your head was LYING. remember: you are not immune to this sort of fake news. anyone who calls a monster "cute" is wrong, and also it's very offensive for monster standards so.

Monsy · 1y

a very cute anon · 1y

Have you ever pet a hyena?

does my boyfriend count?

Monsy · 1y

Sasha · 1y

I smooch you on the snoot >:3

(You seem sweet and I really appreciate your support! uwu and the monster in your icon is also adorable)

Argghh not a snoot smooch! that's got to be in my Top 10 Ultimate Weaknesses list!

and pshhhh, you're the adorable one! all i'm doing is liking you and your girlfriend's stuff, it's so creative and cute and fun, and it's just— good vibes all around. you two have such cute art styles and make really cool OCs, i'm jealous.

(but yeah, m'not adorable, actually. very big and evil and scary. watch out for the big chompers! and the stompers. and the grabbers! you think you're safe, but you never know when i might smooch BACK.)

Monsy · 1y

a very cute anon · 1y

Do you have enough space down there?

always! it's part of the job. i'm very good at fitting in tight spaces.

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that came out wrong, didn't it.