Anon bald club truther · 1mo
Dazai makes a TWT account and just posts "All I want for Christmas is for someone to take me out"
Kunikida responds
"You mean like on a date, or an assassination?"
Dazai replies back
"Make it a surprise"
Kunikida: ok gotcha
Thus, he ambushes Dazai and threatens him to agree on being taken out. Dazai is like "man you're not making this easy for me at all :("
Kunikida then knocks him out and ties him down on a dining table, just for the two of them. The witnesses all wonder wtf they are on (Kunikida prays no one recognizes them)
