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flurry ﹒ juniper 𝜗𝜚 · 1y
fuck. i hope you swim in milk
..Ok?
Ban Hammer · 1y
flurry ﹒ juniper 𝜗𝜚 · 1y
yyyypu suck and you’re mean. it’s mybirthday im a little birthday boy and you’re being mean and rude to me i hope you feel GUILTY i am going to KILL YOU AND eat YOU . tTRUST ME,,, PAL!!!! i hope i am threatening. i hope i freakyou out. Okay.
Ok
Ban Hammer · 1y
flurry ﹒ juniper 𝜗𝜚 · 1y
calling me weird wasn’t very nice TO BE HONEST, LOSER … how’s the weather up there TALL MAN. tall man wearing ARMOR DUMB DUMB idiot. IDIOT I WILL COOK YOU INTO A STEW !!!!!!
I didn't even blinked while reading this. Get better.
Ban Hammer · 1y
Anon · 1y
do u like any nicknames … like . ban or banny … or something IDK . i think ‘big hammer boss’ suits u well .
Is "The Warden of Banlands, underground prison keeper, almighty Ban Hammer" good enough?
Ban Hammer · 1y
Anon · 1y
are you actually 6’11 or are you wearing heels under all that armour of yours …
That's basically impossible to wear heels with my armor bud :)
Ban Hammer · 1y
Anon · 1y
You’re gay
Why are y'all obsessed to call me that?
Ban Hammer · 1y
Anon · 1y
opinion on medkit? >:3
Blackrock's traitor? It will be interesting to meet him one day in a court.
Ban Hammer · 1y
Anon · 1y
d’ya like jewellery No reason in particular . i think u’d suit gold IDK .
It's good, but I don't usually wear anything from jewellery. I'm in armor after all.
Ban Hammer · 1y
flurry ﹒ juniper 𝜗𝜚 · 1y
wwhy dont you want to be My Friend ??! You’re not being very kind to me ,, BANSYBOY !!
You're weird.
Ban Hammer · 1y
flurry ﹒ juniper 𝜗𝜚 · 1y
we are going to be BEST FRIENDS !! i will have so much fun
No.
Ban Hammer · 1y
Anon · 1y
in real life, might i add
I won't ask then.
Ban Hammer · 1y
Anon · 1y
i should blow my brains out
Why so?
Ban Hammer · 1y
flurry ﹒ juniper 𝜗𝜚 · 1y
new old man to annoy ??! WOOHOO !! YIPPEE-KI-YAY !!!!!!!!
I have a bad feeling about this.
Ban Hammer · 1y
Anon · 1y
are you familiar with the ... flicks through flashcards "LGBT" ...
Why's everyone asking me that??
Yes, I already searched it up.
Ban Hammer · 1y
Anon · 1y
how's the weather banny-boo
No changes in Banlands weather, hot as always. And I'll pretend I never saw what you called me.