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FaeBlimpDrgn · 2y

If you had an excuse to not come into work due to inflationary shenanigans, what would it be if you could not tell the truth or say it was a case of the cold?

Obviously, I'd crack a secret pun!

"Sorry, I'm having stomach problems."

"Sorry, bad case of gas."

"Sorry, but I'm feeling light headed."

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