Three transgender MtF corgis sharing a body:
Tabitha, Owashii, and Artemis
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Unknown creature · 3d
I'm voting for you in the 2024 US presidential election
Owashii: One time a friend from high-school actually wrote in one of our classmates for the state senate. I did the same but for some reason he didn't win.
Unknown creature · 3d
What kind of paws do you prefer between these? Normal paws, rubber/inflatable paws, or plush paws?
Owashii: I tend to prefer regular paws, honestly.
Unknown creature · 5d
on this track is three people tied up and about to be ran over. pull the lever and one person on another track is ran over. derail the train and no one is killed
Owashii: Oh that's easy: eat the train but spare the conductor, then untie the folks from the tracks and offer them some train.
Unknown creature · 6d
How did you find out about the other corgis
Owashii: Back in January 2021 I migrated off a Mastodon server and wasn't sure which of two others I wanted to be on, so I had accounts on both of them. I thought it would be funny to have arguments with myself, because I did a lot of posts like "No, Owa, put the phone away and go to bed." I had plural friends at the time and made a comment that I hoped they weren't offended. A friend-system at the time mentioned the possibility of me being plural, and I thought about a lot of times when I needed to take a break and was able to come back quicker than I thought I would, and I realized it was actually someone else there. So what started off as a joke ended up being a discovery! That was Artemis, and if you're wondering where the name came from: for some reason the Artemis Fowl series of books came to mind when we were thinking of a name for him (this was before the egg cracked, and we hadn't considered that Artemis was a female name. I blame/credit the fact that my family had female dogs with boy names when I was growing up.)
Tabby's discovery wasn't as fun, unfortunately, but I'm still very glad she made herself known. It was just myself and Arty for about a year but in February of 2022 we were having a particularly bad day. Up to that point, when we were having a bad day I'd step out of front and Arty would take over, but Arty was also feeling overwhelmed. It had hit a point where both of us were out of front, but someone else was still in control. That was Tabitha, and the first thing she realized about herself was that had a more dominant personality and that she is female. As far as her name goes, we saw the name in a description for some furry art, and it's kind of uncommon these days so it stuck out.
Unknown creature · 10d
Woe is me, how will I stop four villains at once?
The biggest Kamehameha you can muster. Or a Spirit Bomb! Or if you're in a different story maybe you can use Gear 5 and become an avatar of what I believe is a sun god and turn everything around you into rubber just like your limbs
I know where you were going with this but we honestly don't like being villains, so x3
Unknown creature · 10d
Tab, if you were to wear trousers, would they cover basically your entire body? Or would you have effectively two pairs of trouser legs joined by fabric?
Tabitha: Honestly I'd probably just have them for the hind legs. I see no reason to have pants over the fore legs since there's no bits there to cover up, and that's the whole reason anyone wears pants in the first place. Plus, it means the shape of pants aren't drastically altered, just shifted slightly. Why try to re-invent the wheel, y'know?
Unknown creature · 10d
Do you wear thigh highs over your pants
Nope, nor do we wear them in general. We tend to prefer loose-fitting clothes x3
Unknown creature · 11d
What would you imagine as the least funny
Owashii: And what? That's it? What would you imagine as the least funny joke... or what would you imagine as the least funny reference... I mean what the f
Oh no, I get it. They got him! Somebody stuck him with a stake through the heart. Oh, this is so sad! Oh Trevor, I pine for you.
Unknown creature · 12d
Regarding plurality, when one of you is frustrated or otherwise down and needing to not be fronting, does this drain the energy of the other two as well? Like a splash damage effect?
Owashii: "Splash damage" is an excellent way to put it, yes. When we're switching for that kind of reason, a lot of energy goes towards trying to recover from whatever happened and we all feel it to a degree.
Unknown creature · 12d
Tab. Real talk. Are you ok?
Tabitha: Honestly, things are a bit of an emotional uncertainty right now. We have reason to believe that life is turning around for us but we're so used to things being on the precipice of a crisis that we feel like our mind is creating problems where they do not exist. Also doesn't help that we're currently trying to deal with a stomach problem that we thought we were past. It's not as bad as it used to be and we're managing better than we were, but it's exhausting when it flares up and causes issues.
So I think "okay" is a good word for where we are now: we're better than we were but we're not quite at what we would call "good" yet.
Unknown creature · 13d
55% water more like bore ragnarok
Tabitha: Thursday, in which Tabitha had to look up a meme.
Anyways, dunno what's so boring about Ragnarok. Fenrir fuckin' breaks out of his chains and eats the sun. Either that or Sköll catches it; depends on the version of the myth
Unknown creature · 16d
Hello,
Have you read Redwall? If not, I highly recommend it to you.
best regards,
Matthew @[email protected]
Owashii: Haven't read it but I've heard good things about it :3
Unknown creature · 16d
Tabby, you are not a bad girl, you're a fucking goddess. No question, just wanted you to know.
Tabitha: Aaaa thank you!! >w< ❤️
Unknown creature · 16d
Tabbybaby, do you have any particular nicknames you like/dislike?
Tabitha: "Tabby" is my favorite nickname, just shortening Tabitha. I'm not really picky about any variations others have (you should see some of the silly things Owa was called x3) but one thing that I do /not/ like being called is "bad girl." I'm okay with "naughty" but when it goes straight into "bad" it hurts me in the gender /and/ in the dog-brain.
Unknown creature · 19d
Is it true that all we have to do to be as cool as you is do the bleppy and then a steppy?
Owashii: I didn't know that I was cool! But yeh, you just do a little steppy-dance and stick your tongue out. Bleppy steppy! Wagwagwag ^w^